Our Movie Bucket List!

This is a list of the movies Loki and I wanna see together! 🙂 We’ll cross through one whenever we watch it (then probably write a review on it).

-Planes Trains and Auto mobiles

-Napoleon Dynamite

-Edward Scissor hands

-Alice in Wonderland

Safe Haven


-Revolutionary Road

-Pulp Fiction


Silver Linings Playbook

The Notebook

-A Walk to Remember




-A Princess Bride

-Fox and the Hound

-Hunger Games (whole series)

-The Last Song

-The Three Amigos

-Les Miserables

Inquisitor Page 1-3

A woman sits on a stone bench staring down at her feet. The grey sky lets down a slow patter of rain. The grey stone path that lies before her has become a long mirror walkway. Lighting blue eyes stare back at themselves in the reflective sheen of the walkway. Water trickles from the rim of the woman’s black capotain; her reflection is dashed by the pouring water. She glances over her shoulder to address a man standing behind her. ” Parks, go get Reed.” Parks looked up and began to speak, “Are you okay?” She shot him a dirty look with furrowed brow and piercing eyes. She quickly averted her gaze and looked down at her reflection once more, hiding the anger in her eyes. Her voice was still thick with malice as she spoke softly, “Reed, now.” Parks began to walk down the stone walkway though a quaint garden full of crimson flowers, their color intensified by the rain. At the end of the walkway, two large iron doors sat atop four stair steps. Even more imposing than these monolithic doors, a Gothic church-like structure seemed to grow from these out-of-place doors. Parks pushed the iron double doors open effortlessly despite their size. Stopping halfway with the doors, he looks back at her and says, “Liliand.” Before he could get another word out, Liliand looked up and shouted, “Enough!” The rain seemed to slow, as if afraid to fall for an instant as her voice died out in an echo. Parks sighs as he walks through the double doors. The doors silently close behind him. Liliand’s gaze hangs on the Iron doors as it follows a Relief sculpture depicting a cluster of bodies and spears clashing with a twisting horde of fangs and fire. After studying the scene, her glance shifts to the smooth stone walls surrounding the entire property. The looming grey walls are only broken up by the occasional vine trying to scale their smooth surface. With not much to see, she looks up into the pouring rain; the sky is almost invisible through the thick canopy of foliage that stretches above the walls and hangs over the entire clearing. Despite the heavy canopy, the rain still pours through at an increasingly steady rate. Without the smooth-looking, gray walls that encircle the plaza and church, everything inside would surely be overtaken by the flood of vegetation. With her face now soaked from looking up into the green and gray sky, she looks down into her reflection. Taking her hat off and placing it on the empty space on the bench to her right, her short, black hair is quickly soaked by the rain. She studies her pale skinned reflection that is stark white in comparison to her matte black wardrobe. Her blue eyes shimmer and flicker with bright intensity like a flame. She stares into her own flickering eyes quickly becoming oblivious to her surroundings. Her gaze breaks suddenly as she looks down at her black-gloved hand that has moved to the sterling silver sword hilt. She grips it tight as a strange heat creeps through her glove from the hilt. She stares into the empty eye sockets of the silver skull that adorns the bottom of the hilt. Knowing that it wants to be drawn, she pulls it out of its matte black sheath. The sword slides out silently, the blade so brilliantly silver that it looks like it was crafted out of a mirror.  Holding the blade upright in front of her, she looks into a perfect reflection of her face and surroundings caught by the blade’s brilliants. Her reflection winks at her and she scowls, and in reaction her reflection begins to silently giggle. Turning the sword around, she rests the tip on the smooth stone at her feet. Without pressing down at all, the tip of the blade buries itself in the pavement. As she waits, the rain picks up and begins to fall in sheets. The foliage above is rustling so ferociously that it is almost louder than the now strong patter of rain on stone. Water is rolling off of Liliand’s black matted cuirass and armored trench coat in streams.  The air turns stark blue for an instant and a second later, the sound of the rain and rustling foliage above is drowned out by the deafening crack of thunder. Liliand reaches over for her hat as the wind picks up and puts it back on. At the same time, the iron doors slam open with so much force that the left door’s hinges crack and snap with a noise that could compete with the crashing thunder. The door wavers and then falls over sinking a few inches into the ground and pavement with a dull crunching thud. Liliand watches the preceding inquisitively. A moment later, a tall man with shoulder length black hair and a dark 5 o’clock shadow steps though the doors. The heavy wind throws his black hooded cap around immediately upon exiting the doors. His silvery cuirass shines out from his dark cloak. The second his silver tipped black boots touch the last step, the wind and rain stop. Liliand makes a quick glance up seeing the rain roll off of thin air over the stone walls. The man walks briskly towards her, his right leg moving stiffly. His steps are followed by the clang of metal on stone as his staff punctuates his steps. He stops feet from Liliand, with a scowl he waves his hand back at the now broken wide open doors as if beckoning someone to follow. A bald man in brown robes flies through the air as if he was being dragged by a noose and hit the ground at the dark haired man’s feet with a damp thud. The bald man starts to stand, but before he can get off his knees, the dark haired man strikes him with the butt of his copper-colored staff directly in the forehead. The man keels over and starts to rub his head. Liliand looked up at the dark haired man and said, “What does this man know, Reed?” Reed says with a hiss, “He won’t talk, but he is most certainly a traitor to the emperor.” As he said this, he made a flick of the wrist and the chest of the bald man’s robes split open to reveal an eight-sided metal star bolted into his chest.  Liliand glances up from the man and asks, ” Why have you not infiltrated his mind?” Reed responds with a growl, “If he is associated with Chaos, there is no telling if he is possessed or has other traps that lie in wait.” Reed looks back at the doors. Parks is making his way back to them. As Parks walks up to them, he looks up at the rain rolling off of the air and calls out, ” Don’t like the rain Malcus?” Malcus Reed glances up as he says “No Nathan, not at all.” Liliand stands up during this exchange, twirling her sword around her wrist and sheathing it. She then bends down and grabs the man on the ground by the metal star, her fingers digging into his flesh as she lifts him of the ground with a single arm. The man lets out a groan and upon hearing it, Reed turns back to the man with a sudden look of delight in his eyes. Parks unlatches the gold buckled clasp of an ornate crimson book with gold lined pages from a sheath on his belt made to hold a book. Reed takes a step back so he is level with Parks as he is staring unblinkingly at what is transpiring. Parks has flipped to a bookmarked page in his book and is now reading under his breath. Liliand stares directly at the man’s face as he clutches at her arm. Liliand shouts out, her voice still dripping with malice, “If you comply, I will send you to your false gods swiftly!” The man stopped struggling and looks into Liliand’s eyes, then spits at her. Unflinchingly, Liliand maintains her stare as the spittle hits her face and begins to dribble down her cheek. Liliand uses her free hand to reach up and wipe the spit away without breaking eye contact.  Liliand said in a hiss, “You have made your choice.” As she said this, the flickering firelight nature of her eyes suddenly changed to a steady burning blue glow. The man looked down at where Liliand’s hand was holding him up by the metal star. With a look of disbelieving horror, he watched as the metal star began to glow orange and white as if it had just been taken out of a forge. The man began to scream with a horrific twang of terror and pain. Liliand just looked up at him and smiled as the man’s skin began to sizzle and darken like cooked meat spreading outward from the now glowing white hot star on his chest. Despite the visible heat that is wafting off of the star, Liliand’s gloved hand shoes no signs of burning. Flailing like a helpless child, the man in an already cracking scream looks into Liliand’s burning blue eyes and screams, “WITCH!”

The Rain and Cold

Hi Loki here i just wanted to express my dislike for the weather that has plagued my college for the past couple days.

It has been raining for 3 days on my college campus, and it has been just a few degrees above freezing. This is the gloomiest weather of all time, not cold enough to snow but cold enough to make walking between classes very miserable. Every day I just hope the weather drops enough to start snowing again. Walking in the snow in 10 degree weather is much nicer than walking through 34 degree weather while it rains nonstop. Unless for some reason you like walking through the rain in 34 degree weather. Does any one else have weather that sucks this much on there campus or hometown? love to hear your story in the comments.

Side note: It is a good day to listen to Rainy days and mondays

Once Upon a Time Season 4, Episode 8 Reaction (CAUTION: SPOILERS ♥)

That 2 hour episode though… Loki and I opened a google doc before watching and typed comments as the episode went on. I’m going to copy/paste the content and edit it, inserting bold sections that will contain quotes or the content of the episode we were reacting to. B: Stuff Brittany typed; L: Stuff Loki typed. Hope you enjoy 🙂

Opening Scene… Then Snow Queen starts talking to Sorcerer’s Apprentice, we bet the sorcerer is Mickey Mouse (like from Fantasia) 

L: Please let it be mickey mouse

B:I bet it is. Snow Queen sympathy…nope she’s crazy…

L:So crazy

Emma is freaking out in the woods, Henry runs up trying to comfort her. Emma’s uncontrollable magic hurts Henry


L:Henry is getting so old

B:OMG NO HENRY! Well these powers are getting out of control.

Snow Queen starts talking to Emma, saying she understands what Emma is going through. Emma’s response: “Leave me the hell alone” and drives off


L:I know… Can’t decide what is more yellow Emma’s hair or her car.

B: LOL… wow i use caps a lot

L: It’s okay it’s cute ♥

~Commercial Break begins~

L: yumm almond milk, I want some almond milk

B: i’ve never had it, share when you get some?

L: Okay it’s really good in smoothies.

The episode returns with Regina in her vault. Suddenly, Robin Hood appears (IN A TANK TOP) and makes some suggestive comment about what nice “sleep” they had the night before. They kiss after he says something more on the romantic side and it’s just all together a cute scene that Regina tries to put an end to, put gives in to the tank top wearing hunk. 

L: Yasss “sleep” ooh getting steamy.

B: This ship best sail… i mean they already had some great “sleep” AWWW ROBIN



L: I should go to the Gym so I can get my arms to look like Robins.


L: Robin oh Robin you have swagger

Emma’s family, Hook, and Elsa return home after searching for Emma. Henry returns a little later with the wound Emma gave him. 

B: Hook looking as attractive as usual

L: yes he is

Charming: “Henry is the only one that could calm Emma down, and that didn’t work” (or something like that)


B: ^

Elsa is setting up a feast for Anna (literally a grand table covered in all sorts of chocolate). Ingrid walks in telling Elsa that Anna won’t join them because she’s locked in the dungeon for threatening Ingrid with the urn. Continues trying to gain sympathy… Elsa tells Ingrid she’d rather be alone for a while. 

L: That food looks good



B: Then tells manipulating truths… gah. YEAH LEAVE  HER ALONE

L: Does Elsa have lipstick that red in frozen?

Gold walks into his shop where a lot of the items are moving by themselves. He realizes it’s because of Emma and they talk about getting rid of her magic. Gold insists it be a little away from town since the “spell” will deal damage to the area. He circles an abandoned manor on a map and Emma heads there. 

B: Ummm… Gold’s shop- whatcha up to? and no… I think she was dressing fancy for Anna

L: Gold is totally going to take her magic

B: Well I mean yeah…

L: She is going to be useless to Ingrid. Ingrid only wants Emma because she has magic.

B: Why that specific spot? Bet Gold is getting his way somehow. So this could either

help the situation or screw it up further.

L: I bet it will make is worse, Ingrid is going to get pissed and start taking revenge for ruining her 2nd family.

B: Then Emma won’t have magic to protect everyone

L: I really want a live action Frozen now OR make Frozen into a play!

Elsa visits Anna in the dungeon, accompanied by guards. She starts going off on Anna for hiding her parents’ intentions and for threatening their aunt. Elsa then tells the guards to leave so she can talk to her sister alone. Turns out, her anger was a ruse. 

B: Elsa getting emotional… YES SHE’S ON ANNA’S SIDE

L: They are such sisters. I really want them to have a really girly moment.

B: Oh Loki. I’m sure they will

L: Like have a white girl fit or something it would make my day so funny.

Regina joins the gang in the Charming household to check on Henry. Her blouse is unbuttoned at the top. Snow tells her to button it before seeing Henry. Emma calls Snow telling her she’s going to take her magic away. Hook realizes what she could be getting into (since he’s been involved with Gold recently) and gets his “talking phone”, calls her, leaves a voice mail, and starts to investigate. 


L: how did she not notice lawl…“My talking phone”

B: The level of precious with Hook. That dramatic phone call. GO SAVE HER HOOK ILY

L: OH NO, people are going to know he was involved in Golds evil now. Gold is totally going to pin it all on Hook!

B: Uh. No no. Don’t go blaming the Captain. Emma needs trust.


That agents of shield show is so bad

Kristoff joins Anna and Elsa on their search for the urn Ingrid is hiding. They plan to capture her in it. Kristoff, upon entering part of the castle that hasn’t been used in a while, comments, “Wow, it’s really dusty in here”. Elsa’s response: “I’m surprised it bothers you”. Kristoff: “I may have lived in a barn, but that barn was a spotless barn”



Snow Queen, in her little hideout in Storybrooke, is staring into her mirror when Gold approaches. He has dust from the urn and lures her into a circle he has made of it which traps her for a while. 

B: Does she sit there and look at the mirror all day?

L: KILL HER GOLD, i bet that’s what she does. Called it, called it, called it!!!


L: Emma is going to get put in the hat and its going to ruin Ingrid’s plans, if Hook gets blamed all my predictions will have come true.

The Knave/Will/The Thief from earlier in the season is at Granny’s diner and is pouring what is most likely an alcoholic beverage into his drink he ordered (it’s early in the morning). It takes him a while before he decides he’s poured enough into his glass. Robin Hood joins him, talking about Regina’s concern for never getting a happy ending and the author never writing one for villains. Will suggests going to the library in the magical clock tower. Snow and Charming are looking at pictures that have Emma in it. Charming: “She has your eyes” Snow: “She has your smile”. They start talking about how they’ve always wanted Emma to have her “best chance” and that maybe her being normal is best.  (and Charming brings up a point we made earlier: if Emma is powerless, Ingrid won’t want her)

B: You need that to wake up don’t ya? Um. How much of that do you need?

L: haha. I am sorry but i hate it when people say that about children.

B: What? She has your eyes/smile?

L: yes

B: David so insightful… ELSA HEARD THAT

L: He is

Back in Arendelle past, Anna and Elsa navigate through the castle with the urn to get Anna in the dungeon where Elsa will direct Ingrid to go.

L: why are they hiding from their own guards Elsa is Queen?

B: Ingrid has been manipulating the guards. They believe her whole “Anna threatened me” story

L: How I must have missed that part…

B: I mean they didn’t provide much explanation. Just when they were in dungeon, Elsa said she had to be careful what she said around guards because of Ingrid.

L: hmm i would have liked more of an explanation there. Oh well nothing i can do about it.

B: SHH I want this 2 hours to be full of important stuff.

Commercial about AMA

L: haha Lorde has made fun of every band listed in that event.

OUAT returns with The Knave trying to break into the library, Robin Hood opens the door. You know. Since the library is open. It’s “so generous” as The Knave puts it. Regina heals Henry’s wound and gives an inspiring speech about how Henry is special even if he doesn’t have magic and can’t stop Emma from losing control.

B: AWW you don’t have to break into public buildings


B: GJ Regina 🙂


Hook bursts into Gold’s store, finds evidence of Emma being there, calls again leaving another voice mail giving Emma a little more information about why he’s worried about her getting rid of her magic: Gold has been lying and, unfortunately, Hook has lied too. He gets really sweet about not wanting to lose her because of that. He sees the map and the circled manor and goes to find her. 


L: That manly man, okay so he is going to blame it on himself…. close enough i am going to claim all predictions came true.


Emma is driving to the manor, and Ingrid appears in the middle of the road. Emma swerves to avoid her. Back in Arendelle, Anna is about to return to her cell, makes a couple sweet comments about the sleeping guard and the mice in the dungeon. Once she’s back in her cell, Ingrid appears saying, “Surprise”

B: Shoulda hit the Snow Queen #js


B: Anna is seriously…

L: Precious

B: Thank you. You always finish my…

L: Sandwitches




Storybrooke: Ingrid talks to Emma, warning her that she’ll be in danger if she tries to get rid of her magic through Gold because Gold is lying and only getting something he wants. Emma realizes she’s talking to only a projection of Ingrid that Ingrid created since she was trapped. 

L: How does her cape not get dirty

B: Ok so even if she had hit that Snow Queen, it wasn’t the real one… Idk bruh

L: Yeah but that still she should have tried to go fnn for the kill

Regina talks to the Charmings, they reveal they aren’t going to try to stop Emma. Regina then says, “You wanna know what I regret most?” The Charmings have a couple retorts to this but then Regina gets all serious about not supporting Henry when he started getting into the book and such. The Charmings realize the need to go after Emma, so they are about to use Regina’s locator spell, but then see that Elsa has taken it. They take David’s truck and try to track Emma down. 

L: Bitch please, innocent lives mean nothing

B: Oh Charming. Gosh I love Regina… much emotional and character development… Everyone’s going towards Emma!

L: misery loves company

Arendelle: Ingrid brings up a similarity between herself and Anna: they were isolated and read a lot of books in the same castle. Ingrid then asks Anna about a book. They discuss it, and it reveals the origin of the mirror of shattered sight. Ingrid presents a piece of the mirror and puts the “Shattered Sight” spell on Anna, causing her to only see the worst of things.


L: for real #fiveeverhate

While tracking down Emma, Snow and Regina have a convo about Robin Hood and happy endings. 

B: AW Snow and Regina… No Regina have faith in love.

L: LAWL not much to tell.  Guess she isn’t one to kiss and tell.

B: Oh the grays in this show. Regina. No. Write your own story.

The boys find a couple books in the library, and Robin Hood discovers a page in his satchel and calls Regina telling her to come immediately. She goes. Emma and Gold meet up at the manor. Emma shows uncertainty and talks to Gold about it. Hook arrives as Gold is leaving, so Gold traps him. Elsa arrives with the locator spell and enters the back door. 


B: OH MY GOSH WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.Yeah I liked the hat play too.

L: I like Gold so much … but  I don’t want emma to get hurt GAH THE FEELS.

B: Can’t. Handle. DON’T THANK HIM

L: Gold clearly has changed because he just gave emma  an out.

B: Eh. It’s admirable he did but he also kinda convinced her this is in her character so.

L: I know, but old Gold would have just walked up with the hat and been like BAM!




Arendelle: “Shattered Sight” Anna walks up to Elsa with the urn. Elsa believes Anna has gotten Ingrid and insists they eat the chocolate feast. Anna makes some out-of-character comments. Ingrid appears and Elsa realizes Anna is acting under something Ingrid has done. Ingrid tells Elsa she needs to freeze Anna before Anna’s anger ends up in Elsa going in the urn. Elsa refuses and tells Anna she loves her as she’s pulled into the urn. Ingrid is frustrated and decides to be the monster everyone considers her and freezes the whole room including Anna and Kristoff. 


L: Anna is not good at being evil lawl…Well because you are a monster, didn’t have to change

B: Elsa is the best sister ever Ingrid doesn’t deserve her. Anna and Kristoff frozen ugh.

Elsa finds Emma and talks her out of going towards the room with the “spell” (it’s been revealed it’s actually the hat by this point). Elsa reaches out her hand and Emma grabs it, releasing a whoosh of light magic. 

B: GO ELSA. Like i said, best sister ever.

L: let go of the fear,

B: That. Was. Beautiful.

L: WHat is Gold going to do now! What is Hook going to do!

B: Get over it. Delete the voicemails on Emma’s phone. Or, be a man and tell her before she listens to voicemails and they’ll have a lovely romantic scene that’ll make me melt a little ♥

L: I am hoping for the lovely romantic scene.

Rumple and Hook see Emma didn’t go into the hat and Rumple reveals the parts he needs to releasing him from the dagger. Rips Hook’s heart out 😥 Hook joins Elsa and Emma inside and hugs then kisses Emma

B: Oh. No.

L: HOOOOOOOOOOOOK, oh charming Hook..


L: Bet he gets the snow queen with the hat

B: I hope so. But Hook’s heart is still getting crushed.

L:Maybe Gold will have a change of heart

B: No, I think he’ll still want to sever his connection to the dagger. They’ll just have to stop him.

L: I really like Gold I don’t want him to have to be stopped

B:I know, but maybe them stopping him is convincing him to have a change of heart?


L: I hope so. Galavant looks so good.


Regina shows up at the library and sees the page Robin Hood found. He says some sweet things. 

L: LAWL robin is charming too.

B: The truth. AWWW

L: AWe what is Regina and snow become friends ♥

B: Um YES I would love that

L: me too lawl my Roommate “That ice Queen lady is an evil person”

The Sorceror’s Apprentice confronts the Snow Queen in Arendelle for trying to make a deal with Rumple (urn for hat). Offers her the door to the world she’ll find her 3rd sister in. 

L: Oh wow it’s that easy for the Sorcerer to just put people into the real world.

B: Ikr? Like wow. Rumple shoulda made the right allies to find bae.

L: for real, and every time the Sorcerer is mentioned i hope to see mickey mouse.

Ingrid waves her hand and one ribbon ends up on her wrist, the other two disappear. Rumple appears and Ingrid tells him she’s going to be a lot more powerful now. 


L: Why has Rumple not just killed her already i really don’t understand.

B: I feel like they have some sort of agreement to not kill each other.

Preview for next episode: 


Loki’s Introduction

Hello, welcome readers. My name is Loki W. Gardner, this blog that Brittany and I are starting it is meant to be a place where we may share our daily goings on and interests.

I am a freshman in college finishing up my first semester. My goal is to earn a degree in digital media while minoring in psychology. I am very gifted when it comes to visual arts, I enjoy the Arts in all facets. I do not have any previous experience in digital media, but I am quickly self educating myself. The first year or so of digital media classes just focus on drawing basics. While I do not mind having a rudimentary class because it gives me time to focus on classes I have more trouble with. It does however make me feel like i am wasting my time.

Other than school my hobbies include painting Warhammer 40k models, Theological exploration, trying any and all food I have not yet tried, League of Legends, and writing warhammer 40k based short stories. During high school I also organized a lot of charity events.

Out of my hobbies League being the Time vampire it is takes up much of my time. my days are normally separated into 1/5 sleeping, 1/5 school, 2/5 talking to Brittany and playing league with Brittany 1/5 everything else. If you have ever read any of the blog posts on lolwiki then you will more than likely know I talk about potential balance changes frequently.

These are the things I do.

As far as personality I am a super dorky guy that isn’t really talkative until you get me talking. I think puns are 1000 times funnier than they are and I love dark humor. I get really energetic and hyped up when I am with my friends . I like making my friends smile and happy in general so I love getting people gifts or making things for people. One thing I do that I am sure is annoying is I complain about small mistakes in movies and books even though they don’t really matter. I love hugs and greet all my friends with a hug.

So yeah welcome to our blog, hope you like us ♥

Brittany’s Introduction

Hi, I’m Brittany. I’ve never blogged before, but I’ve taken a recent interest in what this is all about. So I’m giving it a shot with Loki. 😛 A couple things about me: I’m a musician studying to become a music therapist. In my free time between classes, homework, and practicing, I love to eat and play League of Legends (usually with Loki and our friends). I don’t have any cooking supplies on campus, so when I go home I do SO much cooking. It’s become one of my favorite things to do in the past couple years. I’m the oldest sibling in my family, and I have two brothers. Favorite TV shows are Once Upon a Time, Supernatural, How I Met Your Mother, and a couple animes. I met Loki this past summer while our best friends were dating each other. When they broke up, Loki and I kept in touch cause we got along very well. Now here we are, making a blog together! We’re probably just gonna post things about our daily lives or interesting things that come up. Things I’ll most likely post about include college life, TV show (so watch out for spoilers), things about food/cooking, or music-related topics. Can’t wait to see how this goes 🙂

♥ Brittany